The jokes

Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Nig

(finish the lyrics)

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Why is the orphan cold?

'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!

What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?

The wheelchair.

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.

Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?

Comment down below!

Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?

He got gangryeen.

Gangrene+green+angry

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

Gaming with the gaming controller.

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"