The jokes
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
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Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.