The jokes
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Memes
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.