The jokes
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.