The jokes
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.