The jokes
What the sigma?
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.