The jokes
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Memes
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!