The jokes

Girl

Who’s the hottest girl in the world?

Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.

Octopus

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

Anal Sex

What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.

Swing

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

Priest

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

House

Lady: I am going to come to your house.

Man: Ok.

An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.

Man: You are going to cum to my house!

And then he fucks her.

Skunk

Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.

Year

Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?

There are 20 8 year olds.

Caesar

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

Woman

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

Pizza

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

Ketchup

Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"