The jokes
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"