The jokes

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?

The local Aryan network.

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.

I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.

Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣