The jokes

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.

The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.