The jokes
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
The best joke. (This Form)
Memes
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
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There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.