The jokes

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Who was in Paris?

I dunno, the title was censored.

Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!