The jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.