The jokes
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Memes
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
How you know itβs her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck arenβt you dead?"
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.