The jokes

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.