The jokes

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Why did the orphan fail in baseball?

He couldn't find home.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

What did the water say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.