The jokes
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.