The jokes
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Memes
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.