The jokes
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.