The jokes
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Memes
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.