The jokes
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Memes
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Nancy, the throat goat!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.