The jokes

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?

It's cuz they always eat the bat.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Meet the Family."

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.