The jokes
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.
If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.