The jokes
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!