The jokes

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I'm sorry.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?