The jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.