The jokes
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Memes
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.