The jokes
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Memes
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.