The jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

The apples get picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

A baseball player has a home to run to.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.