The jokes
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Memes
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars