A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Thay Jokes
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
