Thay

Thay jokes

Maze

I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!

Reason

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

Because they don't have any rights.

Plane

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Orphan

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

Orphan

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."