I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why can't you orfapan play base ball? Thay don't know we're home is
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I was in a maze and I got the end and thay congratulated me I said that was a-maze-ing
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard - neither can thay
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why do orphans go to church so thay can call someone farther
Wy du ded baybies cri? Just kidng thay ar ded
why do orphans like water
cuz thay drink it ;)
Why do women rub their rub their eyebrows thay don't got balls to scratch
why cant an orphan be gay thay have no one to call daddy
Why cant orphans play baseball because thay cant fined home
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
