That jokes
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
I think that church is boring.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.