That jokes
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Whatβs black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
Whatβs that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym πͺ πͺ ποΈββοΈ or at the rest area βΏοΈ πΉ π½.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didnβt mean to SPIT that hard.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.