do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
Wow, Heavens alot hotter than I thought it'd be.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
