Technoblade Jokes

Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard??

A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!

why can't an orphan live peacefully, Technoblade: as a ghost he could locate all orphan withing 2 weeks

technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)