Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Technoblade Jokes
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Technoblade would love it here.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still canβt defeat cancer!
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.