Streamer jokes

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

How do you get 1 million followers?

You run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!