Technoblade jokes

Why don't orphans play Minecraft?

Because Technoblade is on the platform.

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

TommyInnit is a joke.

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Why can't orphans become famous?

Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

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