Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
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