Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.