Fare jokes

Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!

The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"

Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"

"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."

"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.