Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
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my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
me after taco bell: go to: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FFiftyFifty%2Fcomments%2Facev8x%2F5050_nsfw_a_broken_toilet_with_shit_in_it_sfw_a%2F&psig=AOvVaw2cq_Jn7duRarhyGHIoYLqC&ust=1634828579833000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCOjf0Peg2fMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
What do you call a taco in bed
Es(tá co)stado
I always tslk to my taco before I eat it. One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to Taco bout it
Taco bell make's you crapy
Why isn't there a ballpit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas.
i like tacos more than you like tacos who likes more tacos?
mee! said the taco
hi m my name is crappy i like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon lets Taco bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
lets taco about something
I don't want to TACO about myself.
why do Mexicans eat tacos because there border hopers
