Taco jokes
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......