Taco

Taco Jokes

Dad

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ

Difference

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

Difference

Weโ€™ve got to celebrate our differences! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿค๐Ÿต๐Ÿค๐Ÿš๐Ÿค๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•

Orphan

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.

Ball

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Day

I always talk to my taco before I eat it.

One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!

Taco Bell

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

Shat

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. Thatโ€™s why she calls you a little shat.

Cuisine

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.

Atom

Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......

Name

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!