35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Taco bell make's you crapy
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand
Why isn't there a ballpit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas.
i like tacos more than you like tacos who likes more tacos?
mee! said the taco
hi m my name is crappy i like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon lets Taco bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
lets taco about something
why do Mexicans eat tacos because there border hopers
I don't want to TACO about myself.
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
