Swimmer jokes
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
swim like a boss
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
