when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
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What do superheroes 🦸♀️ put in their drinks?
Just ice 🧊.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Orphan- I want to be like batman Orphan worker- You are already like him hunny
What is an orphan's favorite show? Batman.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
y is he called ben 10? because he is 10 in long
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Read this word:
Heroine
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
