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A Twisted Batman Wish

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

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The joke plays on the origin story of Batman, whose parents were killed when he was a child making him an orphan. The genie grants the kid's wish in a literal, twisted, and dark way by killing the kid's parents, making the kid like Batman (an orphan). It's unexpected and disturbing.

Comments (25)

How dare you make fun of batman you little whore

you should know that I attempted to call you what you are a W H O R E

These people mad because they looked up orphan jokes

That’s sad though😔

You are mad and you looked these up you don't expect the jokes to be good do you

ok ok now I was called a whore for no reason I am fucking 13 like damn what is peoples problem

Yoo what a funny joke that was funnyyyyyyyyyy

asked and answered...

omg so cruel to the kid and batmna

Batman is orphan i love it

That's literally no orphan joke dude

what is happening in the joke i really dont get it

Guess he’s now only got 363 days in his calendar considering there’s no more Mother’s Day or Father’s Day

same sad but funny

Hahaha hahahahahahahahhahahahaha