Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Ur forehead built like darkseid from dc
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
Orphan:I wish to be like batman
Genie:Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead
why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn't forgiven him
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids "Suicide squad"
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
What is a group of depressed kids called they are called suicide squad
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
I, am Thor. And next year, I will be five
what do you call cap and spider-man? SPIDER-AMERICA!!!!!!!!
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*
What dose the orphan have in common with Batman they both lost their parents.
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
