Newest Suicide Jokes - Page 19

What do you call my sister

Suicidal

if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

Why do dear stay infront of a moving car

To commit suicide

More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it

I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive

How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke it for people to like your joke ,but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well,

What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner

The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car

me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.