Suicide Bomber

Suicide Bomber Jokes

Bomber

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

Indian

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.

Course

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

Boomer

How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?

They are all boomers in the end.

People

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

Bomber

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Man

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

Bomber

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

Suicide

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

Bomber

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

Feminist

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

Water

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

Fun

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Death

What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?

Til death do we park.

Pigeon

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.