What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits the blow up

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, “ISIS ain’t got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived.”

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work…

He’s a suicide bomber.

Loading...