What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
