Suicide Bomber jokes

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.

Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.