Stupid jokes

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.