Friendspicy7 years agoMy friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
MumAnonymous7 years agoYour mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
MarriageAnonymous7 years agoA man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
MommaExciton 977 years agoYo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo MommaWilliams7 years agoYo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
WifeAnonymous8 years agoSince it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
Yo mamaAnonymous8 years agoYo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.