Stupid

Stupid Jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

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  • Gay

    Girls Are Yummy Stupid

    Are Really Erectable

    Tasty Honey Ejaculable

    Booty Everything Sucking Titties

    Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

    Dollar

    If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

    I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

    Friend

    My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

    Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

    Mum

    Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

    Marriage

    A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

    The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

    Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

    Momma

    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

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  • Mama

    Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.