If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo mom so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
