Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Stupid Jokes
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Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.