I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
My Teacher is a rapist
How did the shark do on his math test?
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Like if you are in high school and miss school
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
Teacher: We have new student today class, come introduce yourself. Student: my name is Buttitches Teacher: Please tell us your real name. Student: Buttitches. Teacher: I’m calling the police. Police: son please tell me your real name or I’m going to shot you. Student: Buttitches. Police: shots gun... A few days the police goes to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying the mom says my buttitces the police says we’ll scratch it lady
Why did the teacher were sunglasses? Because her students were so bright
High school students are also more interesting to see but they are you on your way just kidding 🤣
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten and then I woke up from a nightmare
Why was the asian late to class
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
