Stink jokes

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.

"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.

"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"

You stink!

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

Ted stinks!

Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Grace...what stinks?

It’s like I always tell my kids:

"Two in the pink, one in the stink."

What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.