New Stink Jokes

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

your mum stinks of disbled ppl wanna know why idk either u tell me

It’s like I always tell my kids:

Two in the pink,one in the stink

Stinking poo poo bum

Joke of the day: your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s 😭🤣

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Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo 😭🤣🤣

why do you stink? because you haven't showered tu, perro

my bad but you stink so bad you past by a trashcan and it yes wow! i didnt know i had family!

why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked

Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

I am not telling you twice your mouth stinks so go burns your house down like a crazy mad women and I will call the cop like WTH because you are so fat

ted stinks

my brother said bruh why you so ugly plus why do you stink. me: is that supposed to be a roast i got one for you. why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother in stead of her stomach you came out of her butt that's why you were born with brown spots on your head thats her poop you stupid fuckface. my friends: ouch thats got ta hurt.

Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"

Why did the guy's birthday party stink?

Because he was turning farty!

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks