Still Jokes

Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

Parents: are you still a virgin?
The toaster:

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

my parents created a joke 11 yrs ago and people are still laughing at it but i know its not me because jokes have meaning

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl ? The emi girl still bleeds

I was crying at school because my grandpa died my friends asked what was his last words I told them his last words were are you still holding the ladder

I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"