Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What college can Steven Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
STEVEN HAWKIN KOBI TALKING
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
why did steven hawkin die because his 4g ran out
steven hawkins like black willys
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Steven hawkins walks into a bar oh wait
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
