Stevens jokes
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Steven Hawking
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.