Stevens jokes
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.