Stevens jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.