When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
what did steven hawkins say when the wifi cut out .........nothing
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
How does Steven have sex enter backs space wnter back space
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test
what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”
What’s Steven Hawkins favourite crisps brand? Walkers
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Steven hawking is the fastest footballer ever-he could just charge up the Left Wing
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels
Steven halking
Why did Steven hawking snot go to heaven ?
Because there is no ramp to heaven
