Stevens jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.