Steven Hawkins jokes
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.