Steven Hawkins jokes
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Your mum eats cabbage.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.